The 'Coonie Blog'

 

Written by 'Coonies for 'Coonies.

 

As reported by the Phantom Coonie.

 

Well Helloz derr, Iza the Phantomz Cooniez Blogger, an iza goonaz fillz you inz on da comingz and goingz of the Snoozicoonz 'Cooniez.  Thatz notza me in the photoz by the wayz, iza better lookingz than Gypsy and I donta have radarz for my earzez.

 

 

 

 

Feb15th 2012 onwardz andz upwardz.....we hopezez...geez iza soundz like 'Supercoonie' or sumfinz....

 

 

Okz soz iza binz hidinz anz notz doingz my jobz...havz youz anyz ideaz whatz itz likez to be a coonie'z, noz...iza dontz suppozez youz havz.  Wellz letz me tellz youz thiz, itza hardz lifez it iz, havinz to be upz for earlyz breakfastz, havinz to dooz da poopz soz dadz canz cleanz da litterz trayz outz...i meanz, poopz on commandz nextz.

 

Thenz therez stretchinz exercizez, sprintz an climbinz exercizez, chazinz da kittehz to makez surez theyz not getz fatz or nickinz my foodz...coz theyz craftyz da kittehz anz youz gotta keepz an eyez on demz, coz theyz cant'z be trustedz.

 

Wellz Angelz anz Ruby'z got da SNIPZ...i meanz...come onz, iza nothinz sacredz nowadayz!!!  I meanz...owzabowts weza comez alongz with da gardenz shearzez ana givez youz da snipz...anz seeza howza youz likezez avinz da crownz jewelz Snippedz offz and chuckedz in da weeliez binz !!!  No wonderz da Queenz gotz herz lockedz up in da Towerz of Londonz, itz da safestz placez for demz...mefinkz iza gonna lockz minez upz in da atticz wherez theyz safestz lolz...nowza tryz to findz themz lolz....mwah hah ha....

 

Merlinz haz letz thingz goza to hiz headz sincez saturdayz, nowz heza championz, heza stix hiz headz up in da cloudz anz pozez allz dayz longz...i meanz, wazza bigz dealz with beingz a 'championz' humphz...iza couldza beingz a championz, maybeez iza championz alreadyz anz notz wantz to givezez my identityz awayz lolz...'razzzzzzzppppppp' uza poza Merlinz...razzzzzzzpppppp

 

Wellz !!! mumz an dadz haza putz new floorzez downz allz thruz da houzez, woodenz thingz an dunz awayz withz da carpetz, butz itz waz greatzez slidinz downz da stairz ona bitz oifz chopped upz carpetz lolz...weeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz...

butz...weza forgetz to stopz at da bottomz anz somez numptyz putza radiatorz on da wallz anz we allz gozez crashez, bangz anz wallopz intoz da radiatorz...mumz an dadz thoughtz it waz hilariouzez, butz we thoughtz it waz PAINFULLZ anz notta funnyz :(

 

Okzz, Baileyz haza settledz inz, anz heza alreadyz beenz servicinz a cooniez or twoz butza by eckz heza noisyz boy, allz heza doez iza howlz...mefinkz heza permanentlyz on heatz lolz...

 

Wellz 'Kenziez been retiredz, heza lostz hiza crownz jewelz as wellz, iza saidz to himz i didz, "putz dem in da atticz" butz didz he listenz, noza he didntz...typicalz malez lolz...haz youz everz seenz a coonie dat lookza likez itz beenz ridingz horzez lolz...wellz 'Kenziez didz mwah hah ha.....giddyz upz boyz...yehaaaz....

 

Da phantomz piddler waz identifiedz afterz beingz caughtz redz handedz...well...redz pawzez actuallyz but a bitz of biffinz behindz da plantz potz sortedz da piddler outz anz therezez no morezez piddlinz.  Ifa there iz, theyza getz da plantpotz on da headz nextz timez!!!

 

  

Okayzzzzz, nowz da seriousez businezzez...i goza getz my eveningz ovaltinez an hobnobz for my supperz....yumz yumz :) byezez for nowz, but backz soonzez....